An ancient Mesopotamian sex position were male(1) has his rear facing the front end of female(1). Female(1) is on her knees giving hickeys to male(1)s back. Male(2) has his penis inserted in female(1)s ass, while female(2) is draped over male(2) and has a strap on up his ass hole. The chain can be repeated
Friend: hey man would you and your girl be down for 7.243?
You: wtf are you on fuck no!
hot, should have way more subs than he does. the clap of his ass cheeks sends actual shockwaves, that's why he can't run. if you look at him for 10 sec you instantly nut so its a good idea to bring spare pants. the hottest person alive and the human equivalent to God. a pain to be around in no nut November but a pleasure for the rest of they year ;)
oh shit its famous YouTuber diamond gamer 243?
oh fuck *nuts so hards his intestines come out too*
did you bring spares? I've already ran out...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.