Remember when you where in high school and all your friends were on Myspace.
You listened to
edgy metalcore bands like
Eskimo Callboy and Attack! Attack! (not all metalcore is like this) whose singers were castrated by their super skinny girls jeans.
In a high-pitched, autotuned voice they sang about broken hearts, sex, depression, self harm, suicide and drugs. Alternating this with angry screaming vocals during breakdowns of which the guitar parts were as 'musically' as binary code (if you would write them out in tab form you would only see 0's and 1's).
Some of you discovered actual screamo (a.k.a. skramz) bands like Pageninetynine, Orchid and Raein, and left the mainstream 'emo' scene.
Both sides of your lips where pierced (a.k.a. snakebites), you wore eyeliner and nail polish and you
straightened your hair every morning.
Because of the latter two things you avoided rain like hell.
You got a message from your
significant other with the words "RAWR XD" and you send "RAWR XD, i luV y0U" back.
If you are a dude you might have kissed or fucked other scene dudes -even though you are probably not gay- cuz they looked like girls anyway.
Now in 20ninescene, it's all coming back! Prepare yourself for the revenge of the scenekids!!
And if you're a guy, then also prepare your anus cuz shit is gonna get a lil gay... you know as mentioned before scene guys like to fuck other guys.
Dude A: A YouTuber said that in 20ninescene I will have to prepare my anus... is that because I'm gonna get raped by scene dudes?
Dude B: No they won't rape you cuz they are usually bottom and submissive.
Dude A: So they can't rape me? Why would I have to prepare my anus?
Dude B: Well they will still finger you and I didn't say they are all bottom, some of them are versa or top though.
Dude A: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Dude B: However you will date a 'non-binary' person think
it's a girl because they are basically traps as they wear eyeliner,
black nail polish have long flat ironed hair covering one or both eyes and they have a
high pitched voice because they get castrated by their super skinny girls jeans.
Dude A: Aren't emo's a separate gender anyway? Last time I saw some have their gender set to 'emo' on Facebook.
Dude B: Well most of them identify as 'non-binary'. But once you got them to your bed you will discover they have a penis but you will not care cuz they're so hot...
Dude A: Oh, now I see...
