The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...

2016 presidential election by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020

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2016 presidential election

a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream

the 2016 presidential election was a load of shit

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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