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When it went fine last time, but now it's just a bunch of shit after shit, constantly fucking you.
Person 1: What happened with Jazmine?
Person 2: I got 2016'd after the first date.
2016'd by Bamboozling November 14, 2016
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2016 disease

A disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.

Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation

-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia

-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct
Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.
2016 disease by 14yearoldcomplainer February 13, 2017

2016 Douche Punk 

A super insecure douche that still uses the word(s) fag/faggot in 2016. Like really dude?😂 Grow up.
2016 Douche Punk: the guy who still calls people fags, faggots, queers, homos.

Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
An era of sadness and doom
Oohh! it's time for doom 2016

That Fateful Day In 2016 

This refers to a time period, circa 2016, in which Jamie 'Stinky' Bridges was casually playing a Lava Parkour on famous battle royale game 'Fortnite'.

He then put the mic right up to his arsehole and went to rip an absolute belter of a fart but instead met with a reeky stench. Upon inspection, he further concluded that he has shat his jocks.
Person 1: "I'm struggling to chase the ball right now."

Person 2: "Just like Jamie Bridges is struggling to chase the guilt away from that fateful day in 2016 when he stank the gaff out"

december 8th 2016 

The date OneShots steam version was released

Senate approves major health bill in a final Obama win... yes this actually happened
December 8th 2016 was the date OneShots steam version released.
december 8th 2016 by Dogera February 24, 2022
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