2 points 

used to agree to something.

evolved from a basketball game. the free wasnt called, 2 points was called, didnt happen. it then followed a HEAVY package chop in the direction of the PE teacher.

eg no 1.
Browny: *whistle*
Pat: (looks up extremly fucked off and raises index and middle finger)"2 points?!"
Browny: *shakes head*
Pat: *raises both hands and motions down and chops down HARD on groin aiming in Browny's direction*

eg no 2.
Brett : i fucked some girl off vodaphone live HOOOII

Pat : really? 2 POINTS!

2 points by Pmac April 23, 2006

2-point plan 

When you fuck someone's wife and then wipe your dick on their drapes.

Employee 1 "I can't believe our boss is going to make us use this new equipment, it is a piece of shit"

Employee 2 "We should implement the 2-point plan on him"

2-point plan by Adolph Allernipple December 10, 2009

2 point slow 

Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.

I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.

2 point slow by Unkle September 12, 2005

2-point conversion 

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.

I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.

2-point conversion by KeepitFRATTY June 14, 2011

2 point 5 

2 point 5 is a gang call similar to suwoop, popularized by Soundcloud rapper Permafroze, which tells a fellow gang member to attack a victim using a chemical mix including highly acidic chemicals which leaves the victims skin dissolved and burnt, with a blueish tint, giving the body a similar look to being frozen.

Gang Member 1: 2 point 5 nigga send that shit

Gang Member 2: Aii cuh

2 point 5 by John Jackson 440 January 31, 2020

2 pints 

Unreleased song by rapper Nav

Have you listened to 2 pints?

2 pints by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

fisting 2 pints 

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

fisting 2 pints by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023