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A name for a friend you like but also hate at the same time, usually a past lover.
John is a 2% milk for to me after our fight
2% milk by Abluecup February 12, 2017
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1 milk 2 sugar 

1 Milk 2 Sugar is commonly referred to as the “romantic coffee” and or also used to define a person as a romantic.
Have you met that guy? Yea he seems like a 1 milk 2 sugar type guy.
1 milk 2 sugar by JS**__* September 13, 2021

2% milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.
She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.
2% milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.
I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.
1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026