1000 pound 

A really fat person. Obese Man or Woman. This is used for anoying fat people who are very obnoxious. Angry Fat guys with anger issues. Fat women who hate skinny girls.

"That 1000 pound wanted my number."
"That 1000 pound is giving me and my skinny pants the evil eye."
"He is dating that 1000 pound."

1000 pound by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

1000 pound club 

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.

I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

1000 pound club by Supermanrx September 4, 2008

1000 pound club 

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

1000 pound club by Supermanrx September 4, 2008

1000 pound club 

a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning

Bob says hes goign for the 1000 pound club this weekend . he'll never make it .

1000 pound club by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

1000 pound trauma

red ab machine

cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat

i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma

1000 pound trauma by terry smithy August 2, 2008

1000 pound club 

For ATHLETES, this refers to a three lift total of Back Squat, Bench Press, Power Clean. The Athletes 1000 pound club differs from the jag/naf/gym rat 1000 pound club, in that, it disregards Deadlift and uses Power Clean. Dead lift is not an athletic lift. Power Clean is an Olympic lift.

Dave: I am in the 1000 pound club.

Greg: How much do you Power Clean?
Dave: What is power clean?
Greg: You are weak and non-athletic.
Dave: You're right, I'm lame for using Deadlift max.

1000 pound club by D-One February 11, 2014

1,000 Pound Hand 

When you grab a broad by the back of the head and "guide" her face into your lap.

I was making out with this chick in my car and things were going kind of slow, so I used the 1,000 pound hand to get her moving in the right direction.

1,000 Pound Hand by Ninja Blacksox July 11, 2009