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Haircrush
When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.
Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...
Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.
Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.
Haircrush by chocotaco! September 14, 2009
HairyRope
A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.
Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!
HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010
Hairdressers Car
A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.
Hairdressers Car by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018
Hairtriggerdick
Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened
Hairtriggerdick by munkie November 11, 2006
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026