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Hairdryered 

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Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed
Last night I was hairdryered .
Hairdryered by e2h4g3 June 16, 2018

hairdryer 

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To scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face
The football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.
hairdryer by Phil Hardy April 24, 2006

Hairdryer 

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Another word for a turbocharger
Man, they really should've put a hairdryer in the BRZ, it gets gapped by civics!
Hairdryer by Whoopty Doo! November 25, 2022

Colombian Hairdryer

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when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.
We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
Colombian Hairdryer by Jomez September 20, 2006

hairdryer 

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A rice rocket is a Japanese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.
Why don't you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a Harley?

THe new hairdryer he bought really moves but I would still rather a Harley
any day.
hairdryer by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

hobo hairdryer 

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When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
hobo hairdryer by emthecoed May 2, 2010
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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