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Hairdryer 

Man, they really should've put a hairdryer in the BRZ, it gets gapped by civics!
Hairdryer by Whoopty Doo! November 25, 2022

hairdryer 

A rice rocket is a Japanese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.
Why don't you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a Harley?

THe new hairdryer he bought really moves but I would still rather a Harley
any day.
hairdryer by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

hairdryer 

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.
"She's such a hairdryer!"
hairdryer by Me December 24, 2004

hairdryer 

An electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.
She threw a hairdryer into the water and he met St. Peter then.
hairdryer by Chris Slychan April 8, 2006

hairdryer hands 

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.
One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!
hairdryer hands by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

HairDryer Photo 

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.
Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo
HairDryer Photo by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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