no lay

No.lay a female lyricist/singer/songwriter and aspiring dancer is one of the most inspiring and influential artists to appear out of the english underground scene.No.lay is not just one of the biggest grime and hip hop lyricists out there but has also been singing since the ages of 7/song writing and dancing as she has high expectations of herself becoming one of the greatest and most successful allround talented credible artists of today.No.lay has a large and impressive presspack that has formed off her talent alone without a p.r company or a label processing the publicity.Her presspack includes new york times,Debug front cover & juice(german based mags)tracex2 ,id x3,dazed & confused, tense, rewinndx3, new roots, touch, dummy, fader,voice, new nation, j.w.g and loads more to come.She has fans across the globe and now is focusing on tying it all together and expanding her horizons.No.lay is more about musical creation as a whole rather than limiting herself to one type of genre which is reflected in her work with groups like Bumblebees from Australia, s.m.d , highcontrast and some new exclusive projects coming soon.No.lay has a gift which enables her to give the musical scene a balance which the underground and mainstream can benefit from.No.lay is currently working on her label (NOLAYS WORLD) and the launch of many things to come.What more can i say apart from keep your eyes peeled for NO.LAY.

no lay is a musican

by noooooooooo39 April 10, 2009

No Spray No Lay

A common phrase among bathroom attendants at strip clubs referring to improving a patron's overall aroma via a healthy squirt of Drakkar Noir or CK One.

"remember son ... No Spray No Lay ... and remember to drop that ducket in the dish"

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

No Spray No Lay music

The term is derived from the popular phrase 'no spray no lay' that aftershave salesmen in nightclub toilets to convince you to pay for a spray of aftershave. It describes terrible Rnb or Hip-hop music and is associated to the above phrase because the music is of such bad quality is could have been produced in a toilet by an aftershave salesman.

Examples include but are not limited to Soulja Boy, Drake, Pitbull, Lil wayne, Jason Derulo, Bobby shmurda, Big sean, YFN Lucci, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Chris Brown, Dj Khaled, Young thug, Travi$ Scott, Lil uzi vert and many more pathetic artists.

Promoter: Yo lads, come into our club we got sick tunes and 2 for 1 on jagerbombs.
Harry: No thanks mate, its full of no spray no lay music.
Promoter: what do you mean man were playing Drake and Young thug?
Harry: I mean their horse shit and you would have to pay me to come in this club.
Promoter: :0

*guy pulls over to girl in pimped out Corsa playing Pitbull*
Guy: Hey gurl, where have you been all my life?
Girl: Avoiding you...
Guy: Dont be like that babe, do need a ride?
Girl: Not in that piece of shit with your no spray no lay music, you penis.
Guy: Your just a gold digger!
Girl: No your just pathetic. If you took those plastic diamond earrings out, put Big L, Gang starr or Nas on and bought a car that doesnt look like its been on pimp my ride with tim westwood I might have reacted differently.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017