and I'm the Pope 

Used to show disbeliefe.

John: Dude, i had sex with the hottest girl last night.

Jake: Yea, and I'm the Pope.

and I'm the Pope by Happy Hoppy May 9, 2012

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

And I'm ready to get laid by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

and I'm fat

Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.

"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."

and I'm fat by Illustrator February 3, 2004

and I'm a leprechaun 

A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.

Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!

and I'm a leprechaun by The Kevin August 30, 2005

and I'm fat

what a self concious lady insists she is. but her boyfriend always dissagrees

girl: " i look horrible and i'm fat"
boyfriend: " you amazing sweets"

and I'm fat by lollies May 16, 2005

And I'm all.... 

A filler term. Much skin to inserting the word like into every other sentence. May have reached its peak in the mid-90's possibly originating on the west coast

I was like.gonna get some ice cream.but then I realized I didn't have any cash on me.and I'm all....

And I'm all.... by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!

Best tiktok reference when you wanna see dem todies/ tittys ❤️🤪

“ Ayo Sydni take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!“

Sydni: LMFAOO

take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!! by Ilikeerenscock March 14, 2022