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An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.
CBOTS by andy1 July 12, 2007
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Cotswold Cock 

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.
They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.
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Knot Clots 

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

finger cots 

Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.
"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."

Dum Cots 

A cot is a Discord user that calls buses dum and think they are superior over bus and androids but in reality, cots are the dum ones.
Dum Cots => "I spam cot emojis every second" (:nocot: (emoji))
Dum Cots by ForGetFulSkyBro February 3, 2021
the act of being aesthetically pleasing across all social media,can also be described as a sniper for having limitless range with females.
damn twin im feeling cboish today.
Cboish by 6aWatchhh November 7, 2021

Dirt Clots 

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Dirt Clots by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017