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Cots

Short for “congrats on the sex”.

A way to discretely congratulate your bro on his recent hookup.
Derz: “dude I woke up and Paul’s sister was in my bed..”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out
by Kevinasneezaday November 27, 2019
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Cots

Derogotory term for apricots, used in agriculteral occupations, such as fruit picking and canning.
I hate cots.

Cots are not our friends.
by justinthehat July 27, 2010
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COTS

When your bro gets laid.

Congrats on the sex
Frat bro 1 "Yo I fucked Maddie last night after the game"
Frat bro 2 "cots"
by Thomstorm October 7, 2018
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COTS

Hey Cato saw you with Alex last night, COTS!
by Williedynamite April 19, 2018
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Cots

“Bro you fucked Hannah last night? Cots”
by Fritz666 June 20, 2019
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finger cots

Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.
"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."
by The Sexual Bunnies July 1, 2008
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Dum Cots

A cot is a Discord user that calls buses dum and think they are superior over bus and androids but in reality, cots are the dum ones.
Dum Cots => "I spam cot emojis every second" (:nocot: (emoji))
by ForGetFulSkyBro February 3, 2021
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