1. Mom language for... I want to strangle you 2. Dad language for... I want to shoot you.
3. Blonde language for... I want to tumblr shame you
4. Sister language for... I like want to like scream like a banshee
You: I dropped you're vase, mom
Mom: No "its fine"
*Mom thinks* I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!!
Dan: I'm sorry babe. I never meant to disrespect-
Ibesha: IT'S FINE. Really, it's fine. I just rly wanted chicken nuggets.
*Dan did not wake up the following day*