“Therapist”

Music, usually in impossibly high amounts. Often accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol, sleep, and crying respectively.

‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder

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Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

Therapist by Chase C June 6, 2005

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Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

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someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you

go see a therapist.

therapist by Br34kf45t November 13, 2018

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Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

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That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

Therapist by Sambrown November 12, 2015

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Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

therapist by javaturtle January 13, 2004

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