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A cryptobro who is a closeted sissy. Usually can be identified by his obsession with feminine things.
James is such a ńeon. Can't believe his wife still hasn't left him.
ńeon by lebronisracist June 2, 2023
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Neon is a person who is simply depressed most of the time and no one cares about. If you are friends with a Neon he/she will say sorry for the smallest things. If you gonna be friends with a Neon just know he/she will love you with all their might and never want to hurt you, Neons are very trustful people when it comes to love.
Sarah: Who's that over there?
Maddie: Yeah, who is he? He looks sad everyday.

Claire: Oh that's Neon he's a nice guy but he's very emotional.
Neon by Kirai.Carson July 10, 2020
Element number 10.
Neon is a noble gas.
neon by Chem Master May 27, 2004
A car that paint refuses to stick to for more than two years.
Dream on Tom Murphy. That car is a joke.
neon by Hondaman January 11, 2004
Colorless, odorless, popular in the 90s.

Slang for White Americans who believe their skin color is something they earned, entitling them to speak from authority on subjects for which they have little to no real understanding. With the additional belief that should anything they say be called out publicly, to be immediately given a free pass absolving them from consequences.
Only a Neon would try to impersonate a Federal Marshall JUST to avoid wearing a mask in public.

Upon hearing that QAnon conspiracy theories have no place in our national discourse, Neons decided to storm the capital and murder a cop, and attempt to murder Pence and Pelosi.
Neon by Lord Tellsthings February 21, 2021
A compact front wheel drive vehicle that was meant for low income families. Or for low intelligence citizens to "race" about thinking they have purchased the car equvilent of Jesus Christ. Featuring a 2.0L engine the vehicle is great for carrying groceries or for....well thats really it a 2.0L engine can't do much more even when it is "supercharged" in SRT4 form. The upside is it is absolutely amazing vagina repellant for the modern on the go closeted homosexual. Walking is faster and cooler than riding in this car.
"Dude I had to quick spin my mustang away from a neon trying to race me before it lowered my cars resale value" "Oh God a neon pulled up beside me at the lights"
neon by Carman Mustallenger July 4, 2011
A hot man, or a man with a hot voice etc.
A:Omg Jason is like Neon!
B: Oml yea right?!
Neon by RayGamez February 27, 2021
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