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a color almost impossible to define, although retards think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.
guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?

Jokero: neon black

guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*

Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*
by JokeroX42 August 27, 2008
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A paradoxical shade , created by a few people like me. Used for confusion. Often confused with white or a black light.
-Dude I got a neon black shirt.
-No you didn't that's impossible
by Thejoeyc June 27, 2014
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A deep ebony woman (could also be man, but in most cases its a female) that has skin so rich that it creates a whole new color on the color spectrum. The glow of the blackness will shine into your soul.
Lucas: SHIT MAN IM BLINDED. THAT SMOOTH EBONY BIYCH GOT SKIN SO NOICE.

Lil Pump: Yuh man, gotta love dem neon black hoes.
by The Urban Panda February 12, 2018
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A color used by the post-hardcore band "thebloodbrothers" to describe anything that devastator(the man behind the throne) controls, sees, or consumes. It should also be noted that he sleeps on satin sheets, and thinks "death campaigns are a fucking glod mine"
Neon black tanks grope the skyline

Neon black cocks rot into poison wine.

Neon black dirt in the garden

All the roses blossom into skulls this season.

Neon black branches hanging from the trees
Every limb is empty, robbed of pleasant memories.
by southeddy July 08, 2016
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