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Eyore Porn
Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!
Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!
Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!
This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!
Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!
This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!
Eyore Porn by Dr. Fat Back June 9, 2005
Eyre
Eyre is the best girl in this world, her perfection makes you smile everyday, she knows how to make you laugh even in the darkest moments. Eyre is such a loyal person and lovely, once she is in your life you never wanna get rid of her, she makes mistakes like everybody does but she knows to get over them with kindness, i cant stress it enough her perfection is so... PERFECT.
All Eyre deserves is love and attention because she is the sweetest girl ever.
All Eyre deserves is love and attention because she is the sweetest girl ever.
I want an Eyre
Eyre by Anonymous you weenie March 16, 2020
Eeyore
Eeyore is a very cute donkey, best friend of Tigger. He usually loves attention ("Thanks for noticin' me...") and never gives up, no matter how many times the other jerks of Hundred Acre Woods knock it down!
Eeyore by Starr that has a shrine of Eeyore October 3, 2005
Eeyore
A person who perennially expects the worst; a pessimist; inspired by the woebegone donkey in children's classic Winnie the Pooh
Eeyore by Sophie Cheney February 12, 2009
eyobed
A very kind and funny guy that that loves life and Jesus is his friend. Is kind and caring without any reason. He is very good at all sports and everybody loves Eyobed. He easily gets girls to like him but doesn't worry about love. Everybody should know an Eyobed because he's fuckin awsome
eyobed by Eyobed's friend April 19, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026