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Eyre is the best girl in this world, her perfection makes you smile everyday, she knows how to make you laugh even in the darkest moments. Eyre is such a loyal person and lovely, once she is in your life you never wanna get rid of her, she makes mistakes like everybody does but she knows to get over them with kindness, i cant stress it enough her perfection is so... PERFECT.
All Eyre deserves is love and attention because she is the sweetest girl ever.
I want an Eyre
Eyre by Anonymous you weenie March 16, 2020
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A magical ass unicorn fairy hoe who likes doing the Dirty Francois without the baguette, drinks vodka out the bottle, smokes dank weed and fucks bitches with a strap on. A wildin' bitch ass motherfuck who likes using the word cunt and twat. Forever-evolving brainsmasher though.
Eyré can't be defined. Sorry neh
Eyré by Fondelkont November 24, 2021
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