Argentinian origin word that can be used in almost any situation, often said out loud. It literal translated meaning is 'oh-so'.
It's often (over)used by floggers and teenagers, it can be used in replace of 'whatever', 'lol', 'wtf', 'omg', etc.
You can also use 'ahre' before a sentence to express disagreement and tell what do you think is da truth.
Girl1: Today my boyfriend told me I was kinda fat.
Girl2: AHREE!
Boy1: Hey dude can I have some cookies?
Boy2: I don't have any cookies dude.
Boy1: Ahre! I just saw a bag of cookies in your desk!
(Argentinian origin) "ahre" can be used in almost every situation, often in spoken form but also used in written form. Its literal meaning is 'oh-so'.
It was used by floggers from 2008-2010, and now it's mostly used by teenagers and millennials. It can be used as a replacement for 'whatever', 'lol', 'wtf', 'lol', etc., though it's popularly used at the end of a sentence to express disagreement with the said statement, or to say that a statement is true but ahre is used so as not to sound cruel (irony).
Guy: You look like a clown with that make-up AHRE (he does mean to say that but says ahre so as not to soundrude).
An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”
“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.