[winnet]

a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.

this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.

' you fackin winnet '

by dj mick k August 21, 2008

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty May 13, 2005

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

by Bob November 24, 2003

winnet

Dried shit stuck to your arse ring

Barrie Houghton is a Winnet

by Dangleberry May 13, 2005

Winnet

The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town

I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!

by Melsey76 March 07, 2018

winnets

the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough

shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets

by stevieb100 October 29, 2007

winnet

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

by Monkeyman_00 May 02, 2004