a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!
by penguin July 23, 2003

Synonymous with loser.
One who, when faced with an unfamiliar computer command prompt, types "win".
Ref.: MicroSoft Windows 3.0, 3.1, WFW 3.11.
One who, when faced with an unfamiliar computer command prompt, types "win".
Ref.: MicroSoft Windows 3.0, 3.1, WFW 3.11.
by Nadly Johnson January 4, 2003

by Secondary Metabolite May 16, 2022

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

by Jake Con February 6, 2009

by nowah November 8, 2004

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.
Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!
by B-To-The-Rady May 15, 2011
