A word straight from Stephen King: Equivalent to fucking.

Can also be used as in 'fucked up', 'fucker' or 'fucked', which would make 'facked up', 'facker' and 'facked'.

It's awesome when you say it because no one actually knows what it is, so if you're young enough to have nagging parentals but old enough to enjoy cursing, just say it with an extra-hard A, and drag it out: FAAAA-keen
Man, I had a fackin good time last night.

That's one sick mamafacker.
by Interview All The Llamas July 2, 2006
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An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.
Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

by 7WMK0 January 10, 2009
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Telling the truth in the form of a joke.
He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.
by Planet-38 February 21, 2009
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A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.
"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."
by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009
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It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.
Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.
by Patrick May September 3, 2004
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when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.
Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me
by handlesog December 21, 2020
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A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.
by CHOWS June 7, 2007
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