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[tings] by ramb January 26, 2009
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Jamaican way of prouning "things"
1. Let's do these tings
2. Shut the fuck up nigga, we run tings around here
tings by Shaun April 19, 2005
a shortened version of the word things, on a rude-boy slant.

originally came to me through roots manuva but it's a generally used piece of english street slang, in the london area and up north.
man that guy has got his deals on lock, he really runs tings proper.

hows tings?

i smoked some bum ting last night, it wiped me out!
tings by rtpHarry November 9, 2004
Jamaican term used for any erotic act which falls short of sex it self. It includes kissing, feeling up (heavy petting) and grinding (to wine or grind or girate on each other). Some people include fingering as a part of tings, while others consider it apart of sex, along with oral sex, and intercourse.
1)Girl 1: did David sleep with Janet?
Girl 2: No, they only had tings.

2)Sheree: Where did you and Dwayne disappear to at the party last night?
Dayna: we were off having tings!
tings by Frasted Nubianess August 16, 2007
tings by michelle November 2, 2003
Slang associated with Magic: The Gathering players. Originally short for "beatings" tings has come to refer to anything that is good or will help you win a game of Magic. See also mise and the webpage www.misetings.com.
Razor Golem is tings.
tings by Ronfar June 25, 2004
Yet another example of tin-eared rappers butchering the english language... and everyone lapping it up
moron: we doin' big tings bro
moron's friend: ye wurd up massif to erryone in da hiz haus boh! boh! boh!
tings by felix c April 2, 2007
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