Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
To make an aside or remark; To talk at or about someone rather than to them. Occurs in groups. The statement generally has no depth of thought to it either.
Glen: "mumble mumble"

James: "Yeah, Glen tried to text me the other day, but it just didn't go through. He was kind of being a dumbass."
Text by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013
a message sent between cell phones.
I just got another text from him.
text by nicole June 29, 2004
1. Synonym for a book, typically one for learning purposes, but can stand in for any kind of book in general.
2. The characters that are displayed when one types a message on the computer be it letters, numbers, or symbols.
3. An alternate form of communicating on a cell phone by sending a SMS message to another cell phone. Typically used when it is an inappropriate time to speak on the phone (i.e. during work, a class, funeral, etc.)
1. Uggh, did you understand anything in text for English class?

2. I tried to read this guy's message on the debate forum, but the sheer amount of text turned away my interest.

3. Hey, did you recieve my text about the concert tonight?
text by Dark. April 9, 2008
An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?
Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."
text by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008
The letters you are reading now.

A collection of marks which represents a sound.
This is text, you fool.

Person 1: Why are you looking up stupid words? Haven't you got anything better to do?
Person 2: Which idiot defined this word?
M. Beke: I did.
text by M. Beke November 11, 2004
A language used by kids for SMS messages which is totally incomprehensible.
ROFL I tp ts msg nucfrwims POS i14yo what ur asl
text by fuko August 19, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more