4 definitions by fuko

text

A language used by kids for SMS messages which is totally incomprehensible.

ROFL I tp ts msg nucfrwims POS i14yo what ur asl

by fuko August 20, 2003

technobabble

The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written themself in a corner.

Scotty couldn't beam Kirk up until he reversed the polarity on the microconvertor to align it in phase with the heisenberg compensator.

by fuko August 20, 2003

jury

The back word for jewelry.

Yo dawg I robbed a 7-11 so I could get my bitch some jury.

by fuko August 20, 2003

seldom

Ghetto word for sell them.

My brother gave me a pair of Oriole tickets, so I seldom to buy a candy bar.

by fuko August 20, 2003