16 definitions by RobertOldhead
a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
by RobertOldhead March 21, 2007
Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 10, 2008
by RobertOldhead December 8, 2008
Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.
Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.
"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"
"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"
by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008
v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence.
by RobertOldhead September 1, 2010
when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing
by RobertOldhead April 23, 2008