16 definitions by RobertOldhead

fucking blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

by RobertOldhead April 23, 2008

raccident

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.

Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"

by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008

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letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.

"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."

by RobertOldhead September 25, 2008

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the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

by RobertOldhead April 4, 2008

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