letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.
"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009
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text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?
Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."
by RobertOldhead November 03, 2008
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the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything
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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."
by RobertOldhead April 03, 2008
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President's Day

Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)

History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"

"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
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raccident

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.
Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"
by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008
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fay-goat

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!
by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007
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n!

Internet slang for being excited about nothing! Or being excited for no reason! Typically a filler in a really terrible conversation.

Related to n.
Sarah(13:03): so.. yeah.
Ben(13:14): n!
Sarah(13:14): me2!
by RobertOldhead July 24, 2007
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