RobertOldhead's definitions
"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009
Get the lettersmug. v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence.
by RobertOldhead September 1, 2010
Get the gelatocisemug. Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008
Get the SIFTmug. a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007
Get the fay-goatmug. when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing
by RobertOldhead May 11, 2008
Get the fucking blazedmug. Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
Get the President's Daymug. Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."
by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008
Get the textmug.