Squintoon's definitions

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017

lefties

noun : Leftover food. Usually from Thanksgiving dinner, but can refer to any high quality, significant quantity leftovers. Should be of suitable quality to be deemed desirable, and of sufficient quantity to provide at least one meal.

"I'm gonna sit around on Black Friday, watch the tube and eat lefties."

"I've gotta leave now, hon, there's pizza lefties in the fridge for dinner."

by Squintoon November 29, 2013

Springfoot

A painful condition affecting the bottom of the feet of people who have suffered through winter with shoes on for six months and then begin walking on their driveway, street or other rough surface. Initially excruciating, it remains annoyingly uncomfortable for 1 to 2 weeks until the skin thickens, but is not considered life threatening.

Man, my springfoot is so bad I had to wear flip-flops down the driveway to get the mail!

by Squintoon April 8, 2019