[mandouche]
A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.
[mandouche] by undergroundking October 25, 2008
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mandouche
mandouche by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008
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Crud-mandouche • man-douche • MaDouche • manouche • Masdouche • one-man-douche-circus • Mac Douche • McDouche • gandouche • Macindouche
Mandouche
A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.
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Mandouche by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009
Crud-mandouche
When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Crud-mandouche by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
Douche Magouche
A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
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