A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.
Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020
Get the Masdouche mug.Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.
by watami April 21, 2022
Get the McDouche mug.Related Words
A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
Get the Douche Magouche mug.by KristynC July 31, 2008
Get the Douchey McDouchebag mug.Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009
Get the douchey mcdouche mug.1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.
by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019
Get the MAGAdouche mug.A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.
by Anglave February 28, 2009
Get the mendoucheous mug.