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man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)

man-douche by doc h November 10, 2007

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Man Douche

To ejaculate or "cum" inside a woman's vagina.

I was having sex with Jennifer last night and accidentally Man Douched her.

Man Douche by Wayne Thompson December 3, 2009

man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.

Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"

man douche by WordKrapper September 26, 2010

one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

one-man-douche-circus by hooptey November 18, 2004

douche man slut

A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.

Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.

douche man slut by desanity December 22, 2009

douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.

douche-all-man-dick by duck tape November 12, 2009

Man with the Golden Douche

A fellow who exemplifies the best douche bag in the group at that moment.

I can't believe that jerk, he's so annoying; he's the freaking man with the golden douche!

Man with the Golden Douche by Jerry Magillicutty October 2, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026