mandouche
mandouche by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008
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Mandouche
A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.
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Mandouche by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009
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Crud-mandouche • man-douche • MaDouche • madouchea • manouche • manoucheca • Manouchehr • Masdouche • mendoucheous • sandoucheski
[mandouche]
A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.
[mandouche] by undergroundking October 25, 2008
Crud-mandouche
When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Crud-mandouche by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
Manouchka
Manouchka means smart , strong , and beautiful all in one. You don't allow people to walk all over you in some situations. You're very kind and honest. You can be emotional on some occasions but use it very meaningfully. You can be very crazy at times .
Manouchka by Melaninbeauty_ March 16, 2017
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