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MaDouche 

Noun: The scummiest of the scum on this planet.

Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.
Karen: "Wow, Billy really fucked us over."
Adam: "What did he do?"

Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"
MaDouche by AnalBandacoot November 25, 2013
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McDouche 

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.
Let's get McDouche into the barrels!
McDouche by watami April 21, 2022
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Douche Magouche 

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.
Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010

Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.
Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!
Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche 

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

Manouchehr 

Manuchehr or Manouchehr (Persian: منوچهر, Manūchehr, Old Persian: Manōčihr, Avestan: Manuščiθra) is a Persian male given name meaning heaven's face. It consists of two parts Manu (Manou) which means heaven in old Persian language and Chehr which means face.

The English translation: Heavenly Face

Gender: Male

Origin: Persian
My new born son has an spiritual aura he should be named Manouchehr.
Manouchehr by The History Buff August 18, 2009

Assclown McDouche 

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.
Assclown McDouche by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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