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Mandouche 

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

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Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.

[mandouche] 

A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.
1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.
[mandouche] by undergroundking October 25, 2008

Crud-mandouche 

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

Manouchka 

Manouchka means smart , strong , and beautiful all in one. You don't allow people to walk all over you in some situations. You're very kind and honest. You can be emotional on some occasions but use it very meaningfully. You can be very crazy at times .
I can talk to manouchka about anything and she will never judge me for it.
Manouchka by Melaninbeauty_ March 16, 2017

gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.
That guy is a gandouche.
gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

McDouche 

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.
Let's get McDouche into the barrels!
McDouche by watami April 21, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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