mandouche 

A complete fucking idiot that thinks they are the shit.

"Man, Kenny is such a mandouche. He should just shut the fuck up."

mandouche by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008

Mandouche 

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761

Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.

Mandouche by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009

[mandouche] 

A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.

1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.

[mandouche] by undergroundking October 25, 2008

Crud-mandouche 

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.

Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

Crud-mandouche by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010

Manouchka 

Manouchka means smart , strong , and beautiful all in one. You don't allow people to walk all over you in some situations. You're very kind and honest. You can be emotional on some occasions but use it very meaningfully. You can be very crazy at times .

I can talk to manouchka about anything and she will never judge me for it.

Manouchka by Melaninbeauty_ March 16, 2017

gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.

That guy is a gandouche.

gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

McDouche 

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.

Let's get McDouche into the barrels!

McDouche by watami April 21, 2022