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one who flaunts their money, this person is annoying and tends to be weird, they over dress for everything and over use their middle name, a ching is frequently seen with chongs and has few friends. a ching can also refer to a in the closet lesbian.
Ashley is so obnoxious, she came to the football game in a skirt, 4 inch heels, and a fur coat, I'm so sick of that ching.
[ching] by Wiig62 March 24, 2009
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to violently insert a blade into an opp
Bob: aye broski u ready to ching down opps?
Yung Jeff: yea fam ofc
ching by Poison xD December 14, 2019
Slang in London for stabbing someone
‘Yo bro come we go lurk for that west batty boy that violated earlier’

‘Bmt I’ll ching him down in the mains I don’t give a toss’

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Ching by MrJayRTM July 31, 2018
Wheys ma fucking ching, cunty?
ching by J.L August 30, 2003
ching- scottish slang for cocaine (not crack)

As used in "Porno" (the book) by Irvine Welsh.
tha's mah fookin ching ya radge coont!
ching by Rabid Anarchist April 5, 2004
To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!
Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!
Ching by LonePooper January 20, 2018
1.A Chinese surname.
2. Sometimes ignorantly used to describe someone who is or looks Asian.
"Hi, my name is Kevin Ching."
"That Ching over there really gets on my nerves."
Ching by Jimmy Hapa June 7, 2004
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