NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.
The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.
The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.
Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call
Flop: QQK
Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)
Turn: A
Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call
Dealer: Turn em up fellas
Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces
River: K
Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!
Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call
Flop: QQK
Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)
Turn: A
Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call
Dealer: Turn em up fellas
Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces
River: K
Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!
Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)
by The Freemanator December 18, 2008
Get the [The Boat]mug. Is a Norwegian ice cream thats shaped as an boat.
Is = ice cream.
It started on artige.no when people sent in pictures of "eg skal ha ein boat is". Meaning I want a boat ice cream.
Is = ice cream.
It started on artige.no when people sent in pictures of "eg skal ha ein boat is". Meaning I want a boat ice cream.
by Shibiz December 28, 2011
Get the Boat ismug. Steve: What are you doing tonight?
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!
by Cam Tepkower March 21, 2010
Get the the boatmug. 
An alternative way to say "on a roll". Things are going incredibly well for you and nobody can touch you, because you're on a motherfuckin boat.
by Heeb21 February 13, 2009
Get the on a boatmug. Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.
In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015
Get the Boatmug. A french person who drinks too much cheap wine and passes out in a boat, only to be discovered in Quebec.
May also refer to someone whose cousins are married.
May also refer to someone whose cousins are married.
by Pete Peters January 16, 2009
Get the Boatesmug.