[The Boat]

NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.
Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)
by The Freemanator December 11, 2008
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On the boat

Being considered a male or female tennis player of endurance, character,
substance, gusto and verve - someone that can be depended on in moments of pressure in the high storms, a team player and one that could follow the
orders of the skipper no matter what.

To qualify to get "on the boat" you need to be nominated, rated and approved by Catherine Whitaker, David Law and Matt Roberts from the best tennis podcast in the world: The Tennis
Podcast - only then will Dad Whitaker consider your application.

Dad Whitaker has a boat and
he needs only the elite tennis players, hand picked, to be his crew to take on the turmoil oceans of the ATP and WTA.
by TheTennisWordsmith July 02, 2020
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Boat is

Is a Norwegian ice cream thats shaped as an boat.

Is = ice cream.

It started on artige.no when people sent in pictures of "eg skal ha ein boat is". Meaning I want a boat ice cream.
by Shibiz December 25, 2011
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the boat

Casino in a large docked boat. The only kind of casinos in Illinois/ Northwest Indiana
Steve: What are you doing tonight?
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!
by Cam Tepkower March 21, 2010
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boat

how much for a boat?
by MDMA RDA MJL July 03, 2006
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on a boat

An alternative way to say "on a roll". Things are going incredibly well for you and nobody can touch you, because you're on a motherfuckin boat.
I just got promoted at my job and scored a hot date tomorrow, I'm on a boat!
by Heeb21 February 13, 2009
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Boat

Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."
by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015
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