[The Boat] 

NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.

Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)

[The Boat] by The Freemanator December 18, 2008

the boat 

Casino in a large docked boat. The only kind of casinos in Illinois/ Northwest Indiana

Steve: What are you doing tonight?
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!

the boat by Cam Tepkower March 21, 2010

the boat 

B.O.A.T. = Best Of All Time

Pachules is the B.O.A.T.

the boat by cliff January 1, 2005

The Boat 

Riker's Island, a New York City jail that is, conveniently, also an island in the Long Island Sound, is home to 14,000 inmates. Because the jail conditions are over-crowded and inmates are harshly treated by the Corrections Officers, many convicts who have been sent there liken it to a slave boat, once popular during the New World's robust slave trade.

Convict 1: Yo putting me here for sleepin on the subway is bullshit. My PO will be pissed when he hears I been busted.
Convict 2: I here for K2 possession - fuck that! K2 ain't illegal!
Convict 1: I ain't going back to The Boat for this! I was just sleepin.

The Boat by nun that January 25, 2012

The Boat 

Also known as the SI Ferry. Which of course none of the locals call it.

Running late, am just going to make the boat,right before the doors close.

The Boat by islandsiren September 22, 2010

the boat 

The coolest nickname of all time

I am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat

the boat by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006

The boat 

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

The boat by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023