Steve: What are you doing tonight?
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!
Phil: Going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
Steve: Don't lose it all!
by Cam Tepkower March 21, 2010
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Riker's Island, a New York City jail that is, conveniently, also an island in the Long Island Sound, is home to 14,000 inmates. Because the jail conditions are over-crowded and inmates are harshly treated by the Corrections Officers, many convicts who have been sent there liken it to a slave boat, once popular during the New World's robust slave trade.
Convict 1: Yo putting me here for sleepin on the subway is bullshit. My PO will be pissed when he hears I been busted.
Convict 2: I here for K2 possession - fuck that! K2 ain't illegal!
Convict 1: I ain't going back to The Boat for this! I was just sleepin.
Convict 2: I here for K2 possession - fuck that! K2 ain't illegal!
Convict 1: I ain't going back to The Boat for this! I was just sleepin.
by nun that January 16, 2012
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NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.
The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.
The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.
Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call
Flop: QQK
Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)
Turn: A
Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call
Dealer: Turn em up fellas
Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces
River: K
Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!
Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call
Flop: QQK
Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)
Turn: A
Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call
Dealer: Turn em up fellas
Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces
River: K
Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!
Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)
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