the boat show

When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's

When kyle's bored he likes to hit up the boat show for a little lovin'

by HuskerDu April 12, 2005

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Boat Show

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.

Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..

by MBM116 February 21, 2011

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Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

by freebirdy June 26, 2010

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When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 12, 2013

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