@burrito 

The @ stands for anal, it is an Anal Burrito. You shove the burrito up your ass and well......eat it.

Man I just ate some nice @burrito's last night at McDonalds

@burrito by Fleischklopfer May 23, 2018

Burrito 

When you roll yourself in a think blanket/comforter to the point where you make yourself look like a burrito.

Tonight I am going Burrito and watch some Netflix tonight.

Burrito by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Burrito 

The act of taking your blankets and rolling yourself up in them nice and tight. To perform the act, you "burrito" or you are "burrito-ing"

I am a burrito right now.

Burrito by sparklyunikorn March 8, 2014

burrito 

In the Sonara desert of northern Mexico, a dehydrated man called Juan Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl, deprived of sex for more than 6 hours, met an attractive woman. The Mexican-Peruvian seductress agreed to make sweet love to Juan until the morning. When he woke up, he only saw a donkey, and realised he had hallucinated. There had been no Mexican-Peruvian seductress, and Juan was sad. Still, he accepted his son as if he was non-donkey-related. What came next, is legend. As Juan wanted his son to always know where he had come from, he decided to call him Burro ("donkey"). But Burro grew up to be a tiny Mexican, so his friends soon started calling him Burrito. This irritated him, so at the age of 10, on a schooltrip to Guadalajara, one night he decided to roll all of his classmates tightly into their own bed sheets, later claiming he "only Burrito'ed" them. The Mexican Policia sent him to Hocpoctolocpatecl Prison, in the South. There, he gained the nickname Bean, due to his amazing skills with beans which he developed during many lonely hours in the cell. Burrito "Bean" got out of prison 26 years later, ready to make it big. What followed was a chain of more than 6'000 stores, collected under the quality brand name, Taco Bell. And their first product? Exactly, the Bean Burrito, invented by and named after Burro "Bean" Cuathalmetalmoctolpethactuactl. Moreover, the specific product name Burrito has become a general term for anything looking like the original burrito.

nice burrito
right? right?! You should hear the story...

burrito by pedrurrito April 22, 2011

burrito 

The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.

My wife burritoed the covers last night and I froze my ass off!

burrito by Hosehead January 7, 2004

burrito 

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

burrito by jonas September 5, 2003

burrito 

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

burrito by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005