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*queermuffin*

a muffin (cool or uncool person it depends on the situation) who is behaving annoyingly or tool-like. this word is commonly used in mexican food restaurants, town with middle schoolers, and/or in places where cardiac arrest may occur. Mormon missionaries are also commonly seen where this word is being used..You must be declared a queermuffin by a friend's boyfriend
muffin queerislamia *queermuffin*
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queermuffin 

a young looking, twentysomething gay boy who likes to be passive in bed for more masculine guys
I don't date queermuffins. I like dirty old men instead.
queermuffin by quicksilver789 August 20, 2009

queermuffin 

A queer with style, usually girly style; a super fag
Joe S. is such a queermuffin.
queermuffin by Rich15 May 24, 2006

queermuffin 

a guy who sux donkey dick, fruitcake, cornhole lover, fag, homo,
Dude, your'e such a freakin queermuffin!
queermuffin by PtrDude June 14, 2004

queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses
queer muffin by anon November 13, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.
Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

queefmuffin 

Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish.
"God, Dan is such a queefmuffin"
queefmuffin by Dylan162516125261 November 26, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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