Queermuffs

Queermuffs are a pair of earmuffs created by cupping ones ears with their hands. They are only used in a situation where a gay man politely suggests to his straight friend that he may not want to hear what he's about to say, typically involving a story about homosexual relations in graphic detail.

Marty: Daniel, you may want to throw on the Queermuffs before I tell Steve about my date last night.

Daniel: Good lookin' out Marty, Queermuffs engaged.

by Ezraa July 13, 2010

Queerpuff

Occasionally used by someone under the age of 12, this is an alternate form of the word "queer" but more of a queer

You- How old are you, 7?
Child- Your Mom!
You- That's what I did last night.
Child- Shut up you queerpuff!

by ChinyMan0706 April 24, 2016

queermuffin

a young looking, twentysomething gay boy who likes to be passive in bed for more masculine guys

I don't date queermuffins. I like dirty old men instead.

by quicksilver789 August 20, 2009

*queermuffin*

a muffin (cool or uncool person it depends on the situation) who is behaving annoyingly or tool-like. this word is commonly used in mexican food restaurants, town with middle schoolers, and/or in places where cardiac arrest may occur. Mormon missionaries are also commonly seen where this word is being used..You must be declared a queermuffin by a friend's boyfriend

muffin queerislamia *queermuffin*

by muffins4lifeess April 1, 2009

queerpuff

One who is overly homosexual, an overly feminine male.

Bill is such a queerpuff, was it necessary for him to show up to our game in a summer dress?

by Stiffstah October 20, 2003

queermuffin

A queer with style, usually girly style; a super fag

Joe S. is such a queermuffin.

by Rich15 May 24, 2006

queefmuffin

Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish.

"God, Dan is such a queefmuffin"

by Dylan162516125261 November 26, 2007