Definitions by kazherine

*Oats* 

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone

Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"

*Oats* by kazherine April 29, 2021

turdstile 

Similar to the mechanical device that people pass through one at a time at train stations etc, a turdstile is someone who constantly chat shit and makes up bullshit things, slinging them out one after the other.

"christ but Debbie is such a turdstile!"

turdstile by kazherine March 20, 2020

Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.

'James is an absolute wank tassel!'

Wank Tassel by kazherine July 3, 2016