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A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 4, 2016
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*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone
Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"
by kazherine April 29, 2021
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Similar to the mechanical device that people pass through one at a time at train stations etc, a turdstile is someone who constantly chat shit and makes up bullshit things, slinging them out one after the other.
"christ but Debbie is such a turdstile!"
by kazherine March 20, 2020
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