*Dodges*

The most hated action in roleplay.

Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"

by PikaboyMOD July 12, 2023

-Dodges-

This is the roleplay action that most people would use in order to counter something since they are just toxic. This is can also be used to just say fuck you to edgy level 400s roleplayers that have no lives. This legit can't be counteracted, since what are they going to do about you dodging their weak attack. Lastly, this can be used in such a way, you get, "-voided-" getting -voided- makes your dodge skills level up because your dodges are so good, that salty prick just leaves.

Level 400: I slug his jaw
Level 1: -dodges-
Level 400: -voided-
Level 1: Haha my dodges have leveled up!

by xXx420DoomLord420xXx June 12, 2020

Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

by The marvel god September 17, 2022

Dodges

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

dodges balkan quarter

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014