C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth

Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g 

let me suck your dick while you play video games

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g by cutesicles January 27, 2020

Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.D

He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?

Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)

Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.D by Mallate March 31, 2005