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cumswallow 

a) One who swallows cum.

b) A bird that likes human sperm in its mouth.
My girlfriend is a real cumswallow she gets every last drop when I blow in her mouth.

A cumswallow flew in my window and had a drink when I spooged.
cumswallow by browonder August 10, 2009

Cuntswaylow 

A midget Mexican woman. Because she's a midget, her CUNT is WAY LOW.
One of my coworkers is a cuntswaylow.
Cuntswaylow by bushnest February 22, 2022

'Cuntswaylow' 

Pen name for any female Mexican stripper double amputee or midget!!!! Cunt is way low!
We went to Doll Babies last nite and this 'Cuntswaylow' was way fine!!!!
'Cuntswaylow' by vinny125125 May 11, 2010

cuntswallop 

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century
Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting
cuntswallop by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

cunt swallow 

A Cunt swallow is anybody named sterling, who has a psalm on their chest and may or not have a mentally challenged older brother.
"Look theres Sterling!" "You mean cunt swallow?"
cunt swallow by Negrodamus1457 October 15, 2013

Cuntswaylow 

A chick with No legs. Cunt-sway-low
Let there cunt sway low to the ground
That chick has no leg and her Cuntswaylow to the ground
Cuntswaylow by Storm Clouder March 25, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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