$1000

I would sell like 8 people for this right about now.

Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."

$1000 by Hym Iam August 8, 2022

$100 dandy

To provide a service at a rate of $100. Generally refers to fixing computers on the weekend, or sexual favours.

Mitchell got another $100 dandy last weekend. Lucky guy.

$100 dandy by Johnny Freestuff April 13, 2010

$100% 

A term used to over exaggerate how untrue something is. It is commonly found on Reddit comments on stories that are obviously false, usually Tumblr stories.

Tumblr user: I smacked that sexist, racist, white homophobe after he might have tried to insult me and everyone on the plane clapped, including the pilot.

Person: That story is definitely $100% true.

$100% by NibPlayz May 20, 2018

$100,000 

That's like 3 years of my life. Actually. Intrinsic value? I can't even get credit for things that can be solely credited to me and 30 minutes of your time is worth 3 years of my life.

Hym "You know what's funny about the $100,000 thing? Is that I could see that you were hesitant to answer. Because that does not look good in the context of 'Hard work equals good' argument. That looks like mitigation of work through ones own aggrandizement... Which is the thing I said (I remember everything I've said by the way). And that's why not answering the question ihav egregious to me. Because you can see the same hesitation when he gets asked and he is uniquely obligated to answer (as someone who sells the projection of his pathology on top of the bible). You, at least, have the balls to answer in spite of how it looks. But yeah, 3 whole years and I would be happy as a Goddamn clam. Wouldn't do a damn thing. Might get a used car for a couple of grand but that would be just to make making money easier. Maybe start dieting again, you know? It would actually be cheaper to diet but it's such a pain to cook I never feel like doing it after working do I end up eating out."

$100,000 by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

$100 sneakers 

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.

"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993

$100 sneakers by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008

$100 

Sounds like alot till u gotta buy a car or anything that's nice

Damn she fine "how much for some head." I ask "$100" she says I *fucking die"

$100 by Larkus43 February 8, 2019

$100 hookup 

Similar to the $100 Hamburger, $100 hookup is aviation slang for the excuse a general aviation pilot might use to fly and hookup. A $100 hookup trip typically involves flying a short distance, hooking up with someone from an online hookup app like tinder, and flying home.

Hey man, I’m thinking of flying to get that $100 Hamburger.
Nah dude, you gotta fly to get that $100 hookup.

$100 hookup by AA5A November 18, 2019