Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
Get the $1000mug. by AryamanV2000 March 1, 2019
Get the 1000mug. 
I can't take it, Mrs. Gartrell breath be on 1000 constantly, i cant talk to her.
e.g.
The Entertainer:I LOOOOOVE NEW YORK!!!!!
Others: This guy needs to calm down, he on 1000.
e.g.
The Entertainer:I LOOOOOVE NEW YORK!!!!!
Others: This guy needs to calm down, he on 1000.
by Mr. 301 August 7, 2008
Get the On 1000mug. 1000+ is a way of describing something that is really cool or a thing that there is more than a thousand of.
by liberalerenliberal November 14, 2011
Get the 1000+mug. by will bitten August 20, 2017
Get the 1000 RPMmug. Black Terminatrix 1000. It's a play on the model from the Terminator. Talk show host and YouTube celebrity Tommy Sotomayor coined the term. He uses it to refer to specific women (hoodrats as he refers to them) which are according to him, destroying the Black community. He frequently refers to the DSE (which stands for Dark Skinned Edition) and LSE (light skinned edition).
Did you hear about the BT-1000 DSE that left her kids at home for the weekend in search of DNA (Dick And Attention)?
Cyberdine Systems just lost another BT-1000. They apparently claimed she was kidnapped from school during lunch time.
Cyberdine Systems just lost another BT-1000. They apparently claimed she was kidnapped from school during lunch time.
by DelDiablo May 30, 2015
Get the BT-1000mug.