Miss Earth

A "beauty" pageant where beauty doesn't actually matter and you just have to be brainy and be good at answering questions. Also called Mess Earth and Miss Earthquake

Did you see the new Miss Earth winner? She's so ugly.

by peterthepanda May 30, 2018

poetically down-to-earth

adj. sl. ironic way of saying someone or something is cheap; euphemism of having no sense of elegance, quality, and breeding.

Mary: How do you like your new dress?

Wilma: It's poetically down-to-earth; how am i supposed to face my friends now?

by russell christian fernandez May 8, 2007

flat earther

The worst kind of internet troll after Anti-broines.

flat earther flat out ignore physics.

by PhoenixQNebula July 27, 2016

Earth Day

A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet

Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference

by Rodneyeeee Munch April 22, 2008

Flat earther

A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.

I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.

by lolplur July 28, 2016

happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.

"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008