jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

Jizzmonia

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.

Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.

by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020

Jizzmopper

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.

1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.

by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009

jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011

Jizzmoidal

Something that looks so good, it makes you blow your load.

Peter: Bruce, check out the blonde in the hallway
Bruce: Thats jizzmoidal
Ryan: Get over here....
Mark: Gday guys
Ryan: oh fuck.

by FOF382 September 2, 2014

Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017