Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.

Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.

by norTnoJ September 07, 2016

Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"

"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."

by norTnoJ August 23, 2016

Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.

Mailfag's here!

by norTnoJ May 07, 2018

Annoying Cunt

An annoying Cunt is someone who disregards the "Inside Jokes" or "Naming" rules of UrbanDictionary, and spam the fucking system. Therefore, most of the people on UrbanDictionary are Annoying Cunts.

Voter: Let's see here... Jerkmobile, huh? Nice. David? Fuck David and everyone who looks like David! Annoying Cunt!

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017

Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

by norTnoJ September 15, 2016

Misandrist

The proper terminology for a Feminist.

A feminist is a misandrist beneath layers of thick fat

by norTnoJ August 09, 2016

Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017