Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.
Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.
by norTnoJ September 07, 2016
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Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"
"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."
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Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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Annoying Cunt

An annoying Cunt is someone who disregards the "Inside Jokes" or "Naming" rules of UrbanDictionary, and spam the fucking system. Therefore, most of the people on UrbanDictionary are Annoying Cunts.
Voter: Let's see here... Jerkmobile, huh? Nice. David? Fuck David and everyone who looks like David! Annoying Cunt!
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
by norTnoJ September 15, 2016
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Dickgrip

The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.
Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?
by norTnoJ August 31, 2016
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Misandrist

A feminist is a misandrist beneath layers of thick fat
by norTnoJ August 09, 2016
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