Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.

Mailfag's here!

by norTnoJ February 21, 2018

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SMFGO

"Shitting my fucking guts out"

When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.

Billiam: Hey you going to the Lakers game tonight?

Theodore: Ain't doing too hot, man. SMFGO

by norTnoJ March 30, 2021

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Misandrist

The proper terminology for a Feminist.

A feminist is a misandrist beneath layers of thick fat

by norTnoJ August 09, 2016

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Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

by norTnoJ September 15, 2016

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Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"

"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."

by norTnoJ August 23, 2016

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Order 666

Not to be confused with Order 66, Order 666 is a contingency order for the Grand Army of the Republic, wherein all Clone Units are instructed to drag out the Amp and start blasting Metal like no tomorrow.

Palpatine: Execute Order 666
Clone Commander: With Pleasure, Sir.
SLAYER INTENSIFIES

by norTnoJ September 13, 2016

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Jerkmobile

The nickname a vehicle receives if someone Jerks their Dick off in it.

Isaac: Hey, where's Stan?
Jake: He's in the Jerkmobile.
Isaac: Oh God.

by norTnoJ September 08, 2016

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