Definitions by norTnoJ
Mailfag
A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.
Mailfag's here!
Jizzmobile
Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.
Rick: Hey, Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jake: Yeah?
Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.
Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.
Jizzmobile by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
Annoying Cunt
An annoying Cunt is someone who disregards the "Inside Jokes" or "Naming" rules of UrbanDictionary, and spam the fucking system. Therefore, most of the people on UrbanDictionary are Annoying Cunts.
Voter: Let's see here... Jerkmobile, huh? Nice. David? Fuck David and everyone who looks like David! Annoying Cunt!
Annoying Cunt by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
Lennying
A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
The name itself stems from the "Lenny Face" meme, which has suggestive origins in it's own right.
Fred: Hey, Dave?
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: Yeah?
Fred: How did your date go, last night?
Dave: Oh, we chatted, had a couple of Drinks, and later, we ended up Lennying.
Fred: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dave: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jerk Finger
Jerk Finger by norTnoJ September 15, 2016
Order 666
Not to be confused with Order 66, Order 666 is a contingency order for the Grand Army of the Republic, wherein all Clone Units are instructed to drag out the Amp and start blasting Metal like no tomorrow.